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Brian!! Time for Bed!

Are you sure? Absolutely positive? I don’t think your clock is right. Come downstairs. The downstairs clock is alwayyys right. Just double check that it is the same.

Of course it’s the same. It’s the computer time. Now scat to bed! 

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  • Cousin: Brian, isn't it strange that your sister and your mom have the same first name?
  • Brian: Yeahhhh, very strange.
  • Cousin: And isn't it strange that you and your dad have the same last name?
  • Brian: O__O Even stranger...
  • Cousin: I know! Me and my dad have the same last name too!! TOO STRANGE.
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Sooo Brian has to write down a sentence each night to practice his English for his teacher. Tonight, in his log book he wrote the following words, “Today I sing because I am a good good good good good good singer singer because I praktis.”

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Look, look! This is my new pet rock! And to give it love, I wrote L-O-V-E on the back of the rock. And a smiley face too! 

So precious. Now I want a pet rock.

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  • Brian: Shining, are you done with your homework yet?
  • Shining: No.
  • Brian: Then I guess you don't have any fun. Only I do.
  • Shining: ...
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  • Brian: Let's do my type of fun Shining. I got my sword. (He wants to fight).
  • Shining: Brian, I have to do a different type of fun. Fun with my homework.
  • Brian: Homework!?
  • Shining: Yes. Homework.
  • Brian: WHY ARE YOU NEVER DONE WITH YOUR HOMEWORK!?
  • Shining: [spoken softly] Brian, you take AP classes in the future and have lots of homework, I'm going to laugh.
  • Brian: Huh?
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  • Mommy: [sings sad song]
  • Brian: Mommy, if you don't smile, your face will get stuck being frowny face. And that will be forevvverrrrr. Mommy, you got to smile.
  • Mommy: But I'm singing a sad song. If I sing a sad song, I have to be sad. If I sing a happy song, then I can be happy. But right now, I'm singing a sad song.
  • Brian: Then you have to sing a happy song Mommy! Don't you know? Then your face won't get stuck being frowny face.
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*Brian sees BMW commericial*

Brian: Ooooohhhh… Mommy you should get that car.

*Brian sees another car commercial*

Brian: You should get that car too!

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BRIAN ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH.

BRIAN ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH.

(Source: eximiius, via destroyedkingdom-deactivated201)

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LOOKS. SO. TASTY.

LOOKS. SO. TASTY.

(Source: cups-cakes-cupcakes)